Nice Guy 37

Nice guy 37 he's definitely your type. He likes music, dancing he's every girls white knight. Gets out of the shower to pee Doesn't fart under the sheets My mom even likes him and she hates everyone including me He's funny and sensitive cries at the movies Smokes marijuana drinks beer When he burps says excuse me Never has bad breath Muscular body not overweight A talented cook and always on time for a date Remembers birthdays anniversaries and smells baby's heads Rather than watch sports on Sunday goes antiquing instead never in between jobs Always has money Educated, reads books thinks the three Stooges are funny When he goes to the store gets everything on the list peace sign tattoo he's a pacifist A Liberal in his thinking Democrat when he speaks Republican with finance Always puts down the toilet seat Likes cats and children Gets excited when it snows Has a clear complexion sometimes picks his nose Seldom gets angry, curses or yells When he goes to the beach he collects seashells Asks how your day was And listens to your problems When listening to music He doesn’t turn up the volume You two were made for one another Hand in glove fit there's only one problem The guy I've been describing doesn't exist. ©2017